So, I'm sitting in my friend's West London living room, well into the bottle of cheap pinot grigio I dug out of her fridge, and already through with the couple of lines I had forgotten in my bag from an unnecessarily late night two weeks ago, and I'm supposed to write about why some people enjoy shoving a stick of meat up their poomaker. The truth is, I have no fucking idea. After you finish this article, read her counterpoint , which dives into the joys of sticking things up your butt. And you begin to consider it. You start by introducing it to whatever you think about when you're horny and alone. And inevitably, whether those fantasies are more vanilla than the sex very boring animals have or involve rocket launchers aimed directly at your ass, the mere thought of anal is enough to make you cum like you're about to die. Now, take this wonderfully cathartic feeling, multiply it by a million and then turn it into a negative by attaching a big, bold minus sign — to the front of it. No one's ass is a Tardis. Your anal cavity is a finite space and you're introducing more matter into it.
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If there's anything I know about sex, it's that most people—regardless of gender—like a finger up the butt. When I learned that fact, I knew that I would spend forever being good at sex. That, I'm sure you'll agree, is why the Kanye-Wiz Twitter beef last night was so interesting.
It's not just gross—it might be a legitimate medical problem.
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Many young children pick their butts. Sometimes, kids pick their butts because they feel like exploring the wonders of the human body in public and have no regard for social norms. But, more often than you would think, kids pick their butts because they have intestinal parasites living in their colons. Mildred F. Carson told Fatherly. Pinworms are a distinct possibility—the intestinal parasite infects up to half of children between the ages of 5 and 10, and is the most common parasitic infection in the U. The white and narrow worms are incredibly contagious and can be passed through accidentally inhaling or ingesting the eggs. From there, female pinworms travel through the body to lay eggs around the anus, before heading back into the colon. Those itchy eggs are why many kids pick at their butts.
